Thursday, April 26, 2012

how to catch an elephant.

  1.  dig a hole, larger than the subject
  2. fill the hole half way with ashes
  3. line the exterior of the hole with green peas.
When the elephant walks up to the hole and bends down to take a pea
you kick him in the ash hole.

1 comment:

  1. My DH is King of the Puns so I'll gladly pass this one on to him, lol!


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